Super Silly Riddles

You won't stop laughing out loud, even in school! What tree catches the most diseases? (Sycamore.) What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? (An octopus with tennis elbow.) What author works on Halloween? (A ghost writer.) Think you're cracking up? You will be after you hear What ice cream drinks weren't found on the Titanic? Floats. At your wits' end? Don't worry--you'll go mad for this wacky What do class clowns snack on? Wisecrackers. Hungry for more? Feast on over 500 riddles that ask where a bull keeps his papers (his beef case); how oceans make popcorn (by microwave); and where the Bible mentions baseball (in the big inning).